White Castle Frozen Cheeseburgers 11/08/2009
Today's cheeseburger comes to us from your local grocer's freezer.
That's right! White Castle frozen cheeseburgers! They have to be good... Hell, there was a movie dedicated to their deliciousness. Unfortunately, here in Massachusetts, we have no White Castle restaurants...
Ok so we have 3 packages of two "sliders". Instructions are to snap them apart, open one end of the package and microwave for 60 seconds. Can do!
The first thing you have to deal with when you open the microwave is the smell. They smell horrible, but it's probably just because you should never nuke onions.
I can't stress enough how disappointed I am with these cheeseburgers. Just look at what's on them! the patty is thinner than a piece of juicy fruit, the cheese had to be sliced by magical elves with tiny knives and there's about 6 bits of onion on there.
These cheeseburgers are horrible, but that's what makes them sooooo good. They are disgusting, but every week I pick up a 6-pack from the store, cook up the whole box and dip them in barbecue sauce while watching re-runs of Two and a Half Men.
Don't buy them thinking you'll get a good meal out of them. They royally suck. Only eat them if you're in the mood to sit on the couch and be a complete slob. You won't feel good after you eat them, but isn't that how you're supposed to feel after a cheeseburger?
These cheeseburgers are horrible, but that's what makes them sooooo good. They are disgusting, but every week I pick up a 6-pack from the store, cook up the whole box and dip them in barbecue sauce while watching re-runs of Two and a Half Men.
Don't buy them thinking you'll get a good meal out of them. They royally suck. Only eat them if you're in the mood to sit on the couch and be a complete slob. You won't feel good after you eat them, but isn't that how you're supposed to feel after a cheeseburger?
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