Hungry-Man XXL Sandwich: Angus Beef Charbroil

This gem was found in a 7-Eleven freezer so I'm not sure how much truth there is in the "NEW!" that's on the package. Can't help but notice that they won't call their product a cheeseburger on the box.

Wow... This sandwich already looks like a huge failure. Ok so we wrap this Bad Larry in a paper towel and put it in the radiation machine, turn it on, DING! Wait a few minutes and then remove onto a paper plate. Can't help but notice that the bun is rock hard as I take it out...

Yeah, the bun is completely inedible. I decided to cover the burger in ketchup and mustard to try and salvage this mess. Which did not work. I tried to cut it in half with a knife. That did not work. Finally, I removed the bun, threw it away and cut the burger in half so I could try to eat it. I was only able to choke down a quarter of this disgusting beast of a burger. I tried to give piece of it to my dog and I swear to god... He wouldn't touch it! He even seemed mad that I put it in his bowl. 

In conclusion... Don't eat this. Ever. There's no need. 24 Hour fast food joints are everywhere. It may be more convenient to stop at a convenience store, but there's nothing good to be said about this sandwich. You'd be much better off with a Snickers.